It's been months since I posted a linkfest. I got kinda sidetracked, what with the election and all. Man, I'm glad that's over for a while. Anyway, on with whatever I've culled from the web and blogiverse:
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Now that is an expensive dam.

A mach-10 jet. I think I'm getting all tingly inside.

So now a for-pay version of The Book Of Mormon is being produced. I guess "free" wasn't good enough?

Scientific wonder: a walking, talking plant. Okay, I've just insulted the azaleas in my yard.

Hey, look in the f**king machine next time!

The most recent bug fix for Internet Explorer has been released. Code name? Firefox.

Odo's character on Boston Legal has been upgraded to permanent cast member. About time.

This news story contains a line that you almost never see:

A British skydiver has survived a 3,500ft fall after his parachute failed to open.
Charlie Williams, 25, was saved by a corrugated iron roof he smashed through at 120mph.

The producers of this German soap opera really bend over backwards to please you.

The interim coach of the Dolphins makes the same effing mistake that his predecessor made: he's starting Feeley. I believe that the word "permanent" will not be attached to this coach's resume. On the other hand, Feeley isn't very mobile. Behind Miami's makeshift O-line, that could be trouble. Big, big trouble.

>Ace links to a story that shows that maybe stupidity is to blame for France's myriad problems.

Don't piss off Susie; she might bring out the Comfy chair. I think that my results are unsurprising:

You are the Abuse Clerk! You dish out verbal (and
some physical!) abuse all day long...as long as
the customer keeps payin'! Aaah...such
satisfying work!


What Monty Python Sketch Character are you?
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The Queen of All Evil has a related quiz which yields the expected result. I, on the other hand, am a pimply, bespectacled nerd-boy playing a D&D wizard in my mom's basement. And we didn't even have a basement. The comment on my social life is accurate, though.

You are Tim the Enchanter! Sure you can blow up
small objects, but no-one really respects you.
But you'll have the last
laugh...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Which Monty Python & the Holy Grail Character are you REALLY?
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Update: Susie had the same results as Rosemary. Hmmm. I'm thinking about wandering the English countryside whilst dressed as a knight. Or I would be if I weren't married.

Jen posts about the Three Stages of Karoake, which is not to be confused with the Five Levels of Drinking. Trust when I tell you that there's a good reason I don't drink heavily in establishments sporting one of those machines. Leann links to a little animation that's sure to make your heart grow lighter. I have to admit that I have the winning icon on my desktop at home.

The Bartender is sure to catch some flak for the joke he posted here. In a related story, I got my ass kicked in middle school for telling the following "joke" to a girl:

"Here's a joke that'll flatten your chest...oops, I see you've already heard it." ::smack::

Just to prove that God has a sense of humor(and that I was a world class moron as a teenager), Meg developed quite nicely in high school. Spectacular, even. She forgave me, of course, but she never forgot. At least that's what I'm guessing because she kept "accidentally" showing me her cleavage for the next 4 years. Yeah, accidental. That's it.

Annika asks a question that cannot be answered without massive amounts of drugs.

Iowahawk has the goods on a disease spreading like wildfire throughout the Blue States. It appears that the rot is deep.

I agree completely with Harvey. Call it the non-Silicon Valley Q-factor.

Quantifying this Jeff Goldstein post is left as an assignment for the reader. Funny, I feel that way about a lot of the stuff at Protein Wisdom. Not that I'm jealous or anything.

"Question authority, but not ours. Hate the man, but we're not him."

When reality hits you in the face. Not that I'm gloating or anything, mind.

James displays a picture of a car that might prove difficult to unload. I'm just saying.

A travel guide that all Blue Staters will need to read before traveling to the areas populated by us stoopid folk.

I hear that there's a little Nip in the air today. Also, the troops in Fallujah are exploiting Chinks in the enemy's armor. More like this here and here.

I'm glad that Jim Treacher isn't angry with me. Then again, my blog creeps along under the radar of, oh, pretty much everyone.

If you're visiting Kim du Toit's site regularly, well, you're missing out. Especially when he posts things like this.

::sniff:: A peace agreement has finally been reached in the Middle East. I'm getting a little misty-eyed.

The Carnival of the Recipes #13 is up and cooking. Go and drool. Better yet, go and cook.

Okay, there's a lot more out there, but I've had it. I'd forgotten how tiring these things were. Back to my job where I can get some rest.

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1 Thanks, Matt!

Posted by: Susie at November 16, 2004 03:12 AM (cpb8T)

2 Note to self: build time-machine, insult flat-chested girls... Hey... YOU have a time machine! Can I borrow it?

Posted by: Harvey at November 16, 2004 09:01 PM (tJfh1)

3 Are you certain that I own it? I could have sworn it was Frank G.. However, let me dig around back here underneath all of my micro-games, scifi novels and D&D books. If it's there, I'll find it.

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What with a newborn in the house, working two jobs and teaching a training class and all, I haven't kept up with my daily erading of blogs, which means I missed this beauty over at Cold Fury. Excerpt:

We’ll be burning the UN HQ in New York down, of course, and we’ll be locking all the delegates inside the building before we set it alight. Then we’ll be invading France, just to teach ‘em a lesson about how we Texas cowboys do bidness. The world’s oil, of course, is ours, and we’ll be boiling tons of it and pouring it over the heads of those who refuse to acknowledge our Xtian God. There’ll be no stem cell research, there’ll be no health care at all for the poor (whose numbers we will be increasing by every means we can think of), and if you dare to complain about life in the New Conservative Amerikkka, we’re going to kill you for it.

All of that: so stipulated. Now, the question for you moonbat Lefty baglappers: what the hell are you going to do about it?

I mean, seriously; if you truly believe that all this is now in the process of happening right before your very eyes, doesn’t it become incumbent upon you, as the most basic imaginable of moral obligations, to do something to prevent it, or overturn it? I mean, obviously, you tried peaceful means of stopping us, but that didn’t work—because us right-wingnuts rigged the election and disenfranchised everybody. And you can’t go to the courts because they’re in the Bushitler’s pocket too, all the way up to the Supreme Court, which you’ve been saying for four years now illegally handed him the White House after the tainted 2000 “election.” So your last legal, nonviolent means of resistance has been taken away from you, and you can’t even count on the media to publicize the reality of what’s going on because of their right-wing slant, their fondness for the status quo, and of course the fact that they’re really nothing but money-grubbing corporations themselves whose only concern is the bottom line.

So whatÂ’s left, Lefties? Where do you go from here? What are you gonna do about it?

IÂ’ll tell you what youÂ’re going to do about it: youÂ’re not going to do one damned thing but continue with your whining, thatÂ’s what, and itÂ’s not because deep down youÂ’re all cowards either. ItÂ’s because deep down, you know youÂ’re full of shit. You donÂ’t even believe half the stuff youÂ’re currently crying about yourselves.

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So Katie Couric interviewed Reagan's liberal, hippy daughter and finds that she opposes President Bush's "ban" on embryonic stem cell research. Excerpt:

In an emotional TV interview airing tonight, Ronald Reagan's daughter says President Bush's re-election is "tragic" because it could curtail badly needed embryonic stem-cell research.

Four years of delay in embryonic stem-cell research could be potentially devastating to millions of suffering Americans, former First Daughter Patti Davis tells Katie Couric on NBC's "Dateline."

I'm still amazed that Bush's reversal of the Clinton ban on stem cell research, albeit in a limited fashion, is still referred to as a "ban on research". Apparently, allowing something to happen is now referred to as a ban when a Republican is in office. And by the way, private money has never been banned from this type of research, only federal monies. Amazingly, the vast majority of investors are sinking their hard-earned capital into adult stem cell research. I guess they're just stupid. Right? Anyway, here's more:

In the interview to plug her memoir "The Long Goodbye," Davis said she had chronicled her father's years-long struggle with Alzheimer's and agreed with former First Lady Nancy Reagan that embryonic stem-cell research could have saved him.

I will never say anything bad about Nancy because she's suffered a loss that I can't bring myself to imagine. Her daughter, though, pisses me off because even the most ardent proponents of embryonic stem cell research agree that Alzheimer's isn't likely to be treatable with stem cells. In fairness to Patti, the research is ongoing.

One final intemperate question: do you think that anyone would give a crap about what Patti Davis thinks if her father wasn't Ronald Reagan? Just curious.

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I dunno, but archaeologist Robert Samast thinks so. Great find, if true. Nex thing you know, they might actually dredge up evidence that Howard Dean ever ran for president.

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Cool little animated test found here. Drag and drop the states where they go in the map. My score? 90%, average error of 15 miles and 291 seconds. However, if you start with a lot of central states first, the odds are good that you'll have some distance errors because you can't dead reckon ALL of them.

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And it's time for the annual year-end dash by imbeciles to get their names onto the list of this year's Darwin Award nominees. Here's the latest entry. Unbelievable.

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So fat people are more likely to suffer from heart disease later in life. Again I say to you: no shit.

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And that source would be none other than Ted Rall. Excerpt:

Firstly, living in the sticks doesn't make you more American. Rural, urban or suburban--they're irrelevant. San Francisco's predominantly gay Castro district is every bit as red, white and blue as the Texas panhandle. But if militant Christianist Republicans from inland backwaters believe that secular liberal Democrats from the big coastal cities look upon them with disdain, there's a reason. We do, and all the more so after this election.

No shit. Of course, this nugget of truth is buried in the rest of Rall's crap. I'm certain that he didn't mean for this to be the money quote. Oh, what the heck, here's the final paragraph:

So our guy lost the election. Why shouldn't those of us on the coasts feel superior? We eat better, travel more, dress better, watch cooler movies, earn better salaries, meet more interesting people, listen to better music and know more about what's going on in the world. If you voted for Bush, we accept that we have to share the country with you. We're adjusting to the possibility that there may be more of you than there are of us. But don't demand our respect. You lost it on November 2.

I have nothing to add to this dreck.

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Since I number among the -apparently- ignorant, Confederate flag salutin', NASCAR lovin', gay bashin' contingent that obeyed the voices in my head by voting for Bush, I have to say this to my lovable lefty loons: I understand your ideas just fine, I just think you're dead wrong on most issues. However, I believe that reasonable people can disagree on issues and that a spirited dialogue can help both sides by pointing out the holes in each other's arguments. What I'm hearing from a lot of you, though, is that you don't give a shit what I think and would rather spend your time castigating any and all who have the temerity to disagree with you. For the record, you're not going to win many converts this way. My opinion, of course, but I think that I'm on to something. Stay with me here.

Back in 2002, many people pointed to lying propagandist such as Michael Moore and described him as being indicative of a disease that had crept into the Democratic party. Many of you were outraged by this comparison because- you said- Moore was a fringe element in your party. Extrapolating his views and ideas to the Democrat party as a whole was patently unfair. And guess what? You were absolutely correct. Then a funny thing happened: you decided to make Michael Moore the poster child of your party. You even gave him a seat of honor during your national convention, seating him next to former president Jimmy Carter. The Photoshopped newspaper headlines, distortions of the truth and outright falsehoods that Moore displayed in F 9/11 became campaign slogans for the Democrats. I'm going to go out on a limb and state that this might not have been such a good idea. Let's see why this might be true.

Tom Daschle, the soon to be former Senate minority leader attended a screening and was photographed with Michael Moore. Since Tom represents a very red state, this probably wasn't too smart. Every 6 years, Daschle pretended to be a right-winger to get re-elected. It worked, too, until this year, when the voters in his state realized that maybe, just maybe, a guy who doesn't distance himself from a shithead like Michael Moore probably isn't the best choice to represent their interests in the US Senate.

The Republicans increased their majorities in both the House and Senate. 'Nuff said.

Let's recap: the Democrats moved their party's center below the Mendoza line of reason and put this on public display. They displayed no interest in reasoned discourse, opting instead for ad hominem attacks on anyone and everyone that didn't believe that Bush was just like Hitler. That is, if Hitler were much stupider. And now that-surprise!- your candidate lost, you've decided to simultaneously increase the ferocity and decrease the sanity of your arguments. And I hear that you're thinking of making Howard Dean the new chair of the DNC. Maybe you haven't heard of the first rule of holes; I suggest that you aquaint yourself with it, pronto. Not that I expect you to listen to me any more that you have in the past. But I can still hope.

Update: Dean provides a far more eloquent dissertation on this subject. It is your required reading for today.

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Along comes a real bomb that puts the MOAB in its place: the MOP. Excerpt:

The Air Force built a weapon so big it was nicknamed "Mother of All Bombs" on the eve of the war with Iraq, but MOAB would be dwarfed by a much larger munition now under study.

The proposed Massive Ordnance Penetrator, or MOP, would weigh 30,000 pounds, nearly 40 percent more than the 21,000 pound MOAB -- officially Massive Ordnance Air Blast -- that never saw combat.

"The reason it's heavier than MOAB is that it has to penetrate a target," said Fred Davis, technical director for assessment and demonstrations at the Air Force Research Laboratory's Munitions Directorate.

MOP would be designed to explode deep in the ground or inside a structure to destroy tunnels and bunkers or topple tall buildings.

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Bookmark this page, print it and keep a copy nearby as a useful reference for the next election cycle. National and battleground polls are graded on how closely their final polls aligned with reality. What follows is the excerpt with regards to proven polling hack John Zogby:

As we all know, Zogby had been on record for months saying that Kerry was going to win this race. Despite his final tracking poll that put Bush ahead by one point nationally, Zogby's polling at the state level reflected his belief that Kerry was going to be the beneficiary of huge turnout - especially among the youth vote. The result is that Zogby missed three of the eleven states he polled in (FL, IA, and NM), had a relatively high error rate across the board (3.8%), and his numbers generally skewed in favor of John Kerry.

Adding insult to injury, Zogby's bizarre election day antics calling for "surprises" in Colorado and Virginia and a decisive 311 electoral vote victory for Kerry suggest he was relying on (not to mention taken in by) the badly skewed early exit poll data.

Let's be honest: Zogby's conduct this year bordered on outrageous. No other independent pollster was out making public predictions of a John Kerry or George W. Bush victory months before hand. And no other pollster decided to wait until 5:30pm Eastern time on election day to post their final numbers.

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Found this over at Best of the Web:

The Bush political team intuitively understood the tone of the U.S. voters
much better than the media did. To be honest, I still don't quite understand
how certified media junkies like me could have been so wrong.

I read the New York Times and the New Yorker religiously. I watch CNN
and the networks' evening news programs as well as the gabfests on Sunday
mornings, too.

Go figure.

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It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door.

"Please let me in," says the man, "I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."

"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.

"That's one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.

The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.

"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!"

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Okay, I've avoided gloating about the election results. John Kerry gave a gracious concession speech, which kind of prevents me from piling on. I could, but it would make me feel icky. I had planned on kicking Edwards for that screechy speech he gave, but then I heard about his wife's cancer. The Edwards clan gets the hands off treatment from me. The election pales in importance to a struggle between life and death. If I haven't mentioned it before, I lost several relatives to breast cancer. Watching a loved one get slowly devoured from within was a truly horrific experience. I don't wish it on anyone, and that includes walking piles of anal leakage such as Mikey Moore.

Where was I? Oh yeah, avoiding the gloat. As I suggested-not because of it, of course- some Democrats have engaged in the type on introspection necessary to determine what flaws exist within their party and how to go about correcting them. However, some more, umm, misguided leftists have engaged in the lots of keyboard farting about how stupid, misguided, bigoted, etcetera Red America is. Well, here's a t-shirt that those assholes will really love. Give them as gifts to Dean supporters. Wear them around Hillary voters. Send one to Dan Rather as a gift. Hey, go crazy with the idea.

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The Glittering Eye hosts the Carnival of the Recipes #12. Go there and drool.

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Here's an online petition to try and help block Specter's confirmation to the head of the Judiciary Committee. Go vote. Now.

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So an honest Democrat calls for the type of party introspection that I've been calling for. If the Democrats actually start asking themselves these questions, the party will be well on its way to becoming what it once was. My bet? This guy will have to move. He'll be labeled a right-wing mouthpiece and his house and car will get egged. And we won't be allowed to play in anymore Democrat reindeer games.

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I've said repeatedly that I hope the Democrats would get creamed in this year's election so that they'd-finally- grow up and realize that the party need to change. Well, they're a-changin' all right, but I don't think they've quite got the idea. Steven H. has more. Excerpt:

It would be funny if the Democrats were responding to their third ass-kicking in four years by offering more of the same. But moving even farther to the left...that's downright hysterical. If they keep it up, during the next round of elections, we're going to see street nuts in San Francisco telling reporters, "We have to get rid of these liberal head cases before they ruin the country."

Of course there's more. Lots more.

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Sort of. I've enjoyed reading Claire Wolfe's Hardyville columns since they were on WND back in the day. Every now and then, though, she writes a column that makes me go huh?! This one is an example of that type of column. Wanna stash some stuff and then find it later via GPS? Then it's right up your alley. And no, I'm not kidding.

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Can't. Stop. Laughing. Ace, you're killing me. Excerpt:

DAN RATHER: I did my best. I'm a Texas newsman, Mr. Trump, and I go to where the story is, no matter who might be angry about. Not the White House, not political partisans on the Internet--

TRUMP: Dan, I've gotta be honest. Those were some really bad forgeries. They were ridiculous.

RATHER: We put them through the most intense fact-checking possible--

TRUMP: Dan, one of them was scribbled on the front of a Taco Bell tray-liner. It said that George Bush was to be suspended for flying for failing to complete a required gordita. And it gave the name of his Air National Guard unit as "Extra Spicy." I've seen better work, Dan.

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